Monday, 14 May 2007

The Eurovision Shite Contest

Yes. It is simply that.
Does it not embarrass every UK citizen to be represented by four past-it pop wannabes singing a song full of no lyrical substance and non-sensical sexual innuendos while dressed in ridiculous british airways-eque costumes? Flying the flag(For you)? Thanks Scooch, but I'd rather you didn't. You should have given up ten years ago, lets be honest.
It makes me sick that the BBC gave up valuable broadcasting time to put this on, call yourself a public service broadcaster? Surely its a public service to keep this crap off our screens for the sake of public health.
And the winner? A whining lesbian from Serbia who one because they have borders with the most countries. Brilliant.

1 comment:

TheGoodDoctor said...

Absolute shite is right.

The Turkey will win, a Turkey from Ireland. Dana, Dickey, Maxi, DUSTIN, "Oh Europe where did it all go wrong"

Why-o-man-e- douze points

FIN!